AUUUGHH I HAD WRITTEN THIS AND ACCIDENTALLY ERASED IT AND OMG PLEASE JUST KILL ME NOW. IT TOOK ME A WHOLE HOUR. I'M RESUMING THIS BECAUSE AAUAUUGHG I JUST WANNA KILL SOMEONE!!!!!
ahem... um Trigger Warnings: #LONG STUFF AHEAD #RANTING #CAPLOCKS #LOTS OF THAT SHIT #PROFANITY #LOTS OF IT #yaoi mentioning #reviving old memories #Weaboos #Rabid fangirls #more ranting #pointless tags #rantsss #fanfics #bad ocs #ooc #fanfics #bad art #bad fandom #sTUPIDITY FROM MY PART #RANTING #PROFANITY #PROFANITY #Death wishes towards idiots at my school #insulting stuff?
Okay, now that we got that out of the way. I’ve been in this fandom for about three years, or four, and in the time I’ve been here either lurking, admiring the bad and good art alike, the stories, the ocs, the cosplays and other things. It has come to my attention, as like many of all of you, that the fandom began to grown so much, that it was only a matter of time before the rabid fangirls would increase in number and soon take over the Creepypasta fandom. Like in all fandoms, and the majority I’ve been in, there is always that small group that makes the rest of us look bad, yes, in all fandoms, and what do we do to fix that and maintain our image clean as to not freak out, but welcome with a good reputation those new to the fandom? We try to push the bad back and the good up front. We… are sadly not winning the battle in all honesty. But let’s be honest here, whether you like it or not, you may or may not have been once one of those rabid fans that wanted to have long make out sessions with your favorite creepypasta, and would shun everyone that dared hurt your precious baby, I for one have been through that phase and I don’t hide it, in fact, I embrace it, because if I had not been such a weaboo before, it would have never let me to contribute to the fandoms I love fanfics, let them be horrible yes, but I felt as If I was doing something important to the fandom, with shitty art and horrible written fanfiction.
And what happens once we start to find the other appealing parts of the fandom? WE GET OVER IT. But others…. Don’t (And I swear I just want to punch them sooo hard, not all of them, but the annoying ones) I mean… what happened to the CP fandom that everyone loved, the one made of awesome people with great ocs (again, not the whole fandom because there are people now that are awesome) the good stories that made us cry and shit our pants at night when we ever so slightly see a shadow in our room, window, heck, even in the bathroom? What happened to the GOOD stuff from back then? When Jeff was ACTUALLY scary? When Slenderman was RESPECTED. What happened to all of that?
Creepypasta fandom you say? I’m sorry, never heard of it. Do you by any chance mean the Kawaiipasta fandom? Ah yes, I know it, the one with the sugoi yaoi art, where Jane the killer is a bitch who should die for getting in between people’s precious awesome ships that everyone should ship and those who don’t deserve to die? Ah yeah, and don’t forget the ooc of the Canon characters when paired up with ocs that are just as bad and their eyes sparkle and they’re hot as fuck and love each other? Yeah. (please note Im a fujoshi)
I’m not mad when you ship your ocs with canon characters, in fact, I encourage it because I like to see people’s creativity flow, that’s one of the things I like about life. But making the canon characters ooc just to be with your oc? NO.
When you’re making an oc, try to be ORIGINAL, try to come up with your own ideas. Look, im sorry, but if you have an oc called Jill The Killer who wears a white hoody, black pants and has long black hair with a burnt face that’s now white and ripped their mouth opened, then I will not respect you or you oc. Do you know how HARD it is to get me pissed off? Well, it’s REALLY HARD. And somehow this fandom manages to do it (again not referring to everyone) and the only reason I have yet to leave is because I have small loving to this fandom.
When you make an oc, don’t end it with a “the killer”, it’s not original, plan your oc, take as much time as you need, it’ll be worth it. I have my own CP oc and I’m still seeking any flaws on her, and she will probably not be done until next year around June. I want her to creep people out, I want her to be the reason as to why people can’t close their eyes when they sleep, that’s why they’re called Creepypasta. Killers aren’t supposed to shine bright like freaking diamonds, they aren’t supposed to be cutesy (unless intended) and they are sure not supposed to give up killing/torturing because they fell in love. And for the love of everything that’s creepy and gorey. DO NOT SAY THEY HAVE AN UNKNOWN BACKGROUND BECAUSE IT JUST SCREAMS NO IMAGINATION LIKE SERIOUSLY!!! DUDE. Again, you are allowed to ignore me and my rant, because I am not the one in charge of making ocs, I do not have power over you, I do not make the rules. Go wild, but think about it. Do you really want your oc to be recognized by being an awesome oc or by being the worst?
I Think that’s all I have to say on the matter of ocs? Let’s go to the fanfics, specifically reader inserts since I am more associated with these. But first let me tell you two things. Do you know that this fandom is mostly composed of bad fanfics, especially bad, ooc reader inserts? No. Well now you know (at least is something me and a couple of people have noticed, don't take this as official) and the other one is a little story.
If you are one of my smexy watchers, you should know I said a while ago that 2014 will be my year of Creepypasta focused reader inserts only, because Homestuck, well, I write a lot for that fandom and since I also like writing CP x Reader I would prefer working on my grammar, detailing, writing and whatevs with this fandom. Well, there’s this group of girls (rabid fangirls) who found my dA (why would I post my Facebook link on my dA? Beats me) and read ALL of my fics, they complained about the lack of yaoi between Jeff and slendy and trios with BEN. They also complained that there is not enough lemons (I don’t write that shit, I only read it) and no enough kissing/romantic scenes and I’M making it seem like Reader and the CP hate each other. Do you know how much self-control it takes to just not grab a pen and gouge their eyes out with it? No? Well it takes a lot. Then they just gave me the names of reader inserts (awfully written like wow) fic I should read, but I had read them back in my “I WUV YOU JEFFY!! KISS ME!!!1!11!!” phase and I can’t look at them anymore because it seems THAT ALMOST EVERY SINGLE FANFIC THAT BELONGS TO THIS FANDOM (READER INSERT WISE) IS WRITTEN BY 10 YEAR OLDS. Which might even be the case, again, I’m not saying EVERY fanfic it’s like that, and there are a lot (yeah, I didn’t say some) of REALLY talented writers that I wish would teach me their ways because in all honesty, my fics ain’t even that good.
Story ends here.
What I’m trying to say is, be ORIGINAL when it comes to writing fanfics. Seriously, if for every fanfic where –insert fav cp here- tries to kill Reader-chan, they fall in love, CP takes her to the Creepypasta Mansion (who the fuck even made that up?) (and it’s always in a forest, and the mansion looks abandoned but in the inside it’s like fucking Christmas) and Reader-chan becomes a tote sexy CP that all guys wanna bang, the end. I WOULD BE BLOODY RICH.
I go by my headcannon that says: if a CP is to engage in a relationship with Reader/oc then the relationship will be abusive and unhealthy.
Why? Because we’re dealing with crazy people, demons, killers, you name it, they have problems. You just CAN’T expect a demon to stop killing just because he met you, NOOOOOO. Instead, his attention could be centered around you an they might deceive you into thinking that they care for you and just repeatedly hurt you (holy frick am I describing one of my headcannon for BEN?)
And for the love of everything good In the world. USE GOOD GRAMMAR AND SPELLCHECK, THEY ARE YOUR FRIENDS. AND NO, MASKY ISN’T A CHEESECAKE LOVER AND JACK DOES NOT GO AROUND EVERY SINGLE FUCKING MINUTE ASKING PEOPLE IF THEY WANT THEIR KIDNEYS OR NOT! THE MOTHERFUCKER WILL MOST LIKELY DRUG YOU AND TAKE IT OUT.
And please, PLEAAAASEEEEEEEEEEEEE UNDERSTAND THAT MASKY AND HOODIE ARE NOT, I REPEAT, NOT, SLENDERMAN’S PROXIES. THEY AREN’T CREEPYPASTA, THEY ARE MARBLE HORNETS (that doesn't make a lot of sense). ALSO, (SPOILERSPOILERSPOILER RIGHT AHEAD DON’T KEEP READING OR DO IT IDC) MASKY IS TIM AND TIM IS MASKY AND WHOOPS.
So please stop it with the:
Masky and Hoodie belong to Creepypasta.
I guess that’s all? Again, you are free to ignore me yo. Have anything you need to rant about? Comment. I wanted to say something about the cosplay, but I won’t so yeah. pfft and sorry about all the cursing?
you guys, i'm serious, i don't tend to rant, that's not my thing but I needed to get this out (and much more, but it doesn't really matter?)